lols

its getting more and more fcuk-ed up. prob lies with me, i simply do not know why either. you seem to be saying it, but you dont mean it. you seem to be there, but your heart isnt.

haiz. life is getting more and more screwed up for me.. the stupid loads of homework.. some screwed up people making life difficult for me.. mosquitoes.. waohh alot more things sia.. tsk me.

was reading some jokes.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture, and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you ?
Hubby: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself ---
what other problem can be greater than this one?

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Man: Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune ? "
Woman: (sweetly) Honey..
I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE !

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the early warning.

A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humor.

Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure ! What are my choices ?
Wife: Yes and no.

lol k, im currently at my uncle's house as i have no home now, poor me.. nahh.. lol new house under renovation xD yeah im supposed to be at sch now but i pon-ed sch today. cuz i haven't finished the history interview thing cuz i just interviewed my grandma ytd night, and my D&T product, as well as the geog article thingy.. damn sian.. i just finished typing the interview thing and bathed. now wearing a whole new outdoor suit preparing to go century square later to collect my dearest phone which was there for servicing for the past few days! hmm.. now im damn sian.. duno if i should go do the D&T thing or jus slack first at night den do..

&&&! OHyah! i want to show off about one thing which i think i was damn pro with, my literature assignment! i counted the newest one! 1789 words! WHOOOOOO~ im mad... bwahaha! hehe. ;P hmm.. and i recently talked to BIBI online. wheeeeeee~~ im madd. :D