Random Email

just got a scolding for not unpacking my bag properly -.-
here's an interesting email i came across just now. i think i saw this last year before xD

ROMANCE MATHEMATIC

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATHEMATIC
A man will pay $10 for a $20 item he needs.
A woman will pay $20 for a $10 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING
MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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lols interesting huh? i think its like super cool xD
haiz i miss school already! but i havent done any homework. there's still SocialStudies, Chinese, A&E Mathematics, Physics & Chemistry to do!!!!

~ahhhh bye.

OBS camp!

hello just came back from OBS camp!

OBS = Outward Bound School
quoted from the instructors there, the short duration of 4 days of OBS camp was just a preparation for your future outward bounds. (:

travelled to Punggol Jetty from school & waited & waited & waited......

we got randomly grouped, that's why it was not according to classes.
our cohort was splited into watch groups, 3 groups at campsite1 and all the other groups were at campsite2!
my group/watch name was DA GAMA ;D
[reminds me of KODOMO the toothpaste brand XD]
got a super handsome instructor imported from HongKong named Jonathan! =P

only knew the girls in my group cuz i have never ever seen most of the boys in my group before!
felt miserable then.
but as the days passed by, there were interactions and i started to like my group more :D

1st day
it seemed like a super short day.
did some falling activities to make us gain trust in each other :)
YiJun was the Day-I.C.
Rachel and me were the Food-I.Cs.
bathed, cooked dinner and pitched tents.
then it was ZzZ time.

2nd day
woke up at 5am
backached cuz i slept on rocks and there were lots of noise distractions throughout the whole night.
unpitched the tents and did some running and stretching.
Charissa was the Day-I.C. and held our dearest small YIYING teddy bear with her. XD
paired with Da Gama's watch buddy, Hillary to do the Flying Fox.
it was quite fun, not really as thrilling as i thought out to be x(
then it was our Land Expedition
we had to navigate around carrying some super heavy backpacks while finding the checkpoints and finally hiked to the 3rd campsite.
dipped into a super nice fresh clearwater Quarry!!
totally LOVED it :D
i seriously dont mind to have a Quarry as my bathtub at home =P
pitched tents in the rain & cooked dinner in the dark
-.-
cant get anymore suay-er
then went off to dreamland.

3rd day
"Da Gama and blah blah blah quickly unpitch your tents"
those were the words that woke me up
it was 6.22am when we were supposed to assemble at 6.30am
got super alot of sandfly bites T.T
it was funny how our whole group woke up together and quickly got our stuffs done.
we Kayak-ed on a Tri-Yak on the route such that we would go one big half round along PulauUbin's borders.
paired with Daryl and HongWaan! :D
LOL! capsizing & pee-ing in the sea is a big NO-NO.
fun fun fun~
hehehe! i got my head wrapped up like some auntie
had a "facial mask" made of sunblock, so funny ;D
hahaha then finally made it back to campsite2 and carried kayaks back to place.
Hazel is one nice person (:
unpack unpack unpack
bathed thoroughly, cooked a sumptuous dinner and slept super well
wheeeee~

4th day
woke up at 5.47am
unpitched tents and prepared everything as fast we we could.
went for JettyJump!
the way Robert jumped into the sea was hilarious XD
it wasnt as scary as i thought out to be
at least now i think i'd dare to dive in the swimming pool diving thingy already :D
then packed packed packed more
then it was time to say goodbye already :(
i love Da Gama watch group!

DA GAMA! first shot
taken by peisen

DA GAMA! second shot
taken by peisen

our dearest instructor placed his trust on us and let us carry him. :D
taken by Desmund.

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P.S. - our instructor so handsome right!! :D

P.S.S. - YIYING!! - we got a replacement after u left the group. HAHA. WE ALL LOVE YOU. [to the small YiYing]

back from russia (: edited version

hello!

back from russia a few hours ago, but im missing the place already!
erm, many thanks to people who made the trip fun, esp. to astrid nicole yijun georgina charis isabel and and and, andrea my jiejie! :D

100 marks for Youth Mix Category (conducted by our cute&chubby MrKwei)
96 marks for Folklore Category (conducted by our ACT-cute MrFong)

wooooots! it was funny how TKstudents cheered and screamed :D
fun fun fun (:

hahaha shall blog again next time (:

-- EDITED --

+ more thanks to the Yvette, LiYu, HuiJun the madcow and Brenda~
here are some pictures from my phone camera for the Russia trip ;)

my dear Nikki woke up early to supervise me pack my bag before i leave the house. & gave me a goodbye lick! so sweet ;)

the cake weilin ordered for almost every sec3 choir girls! (:

its rare for me to upload my unglam pictures on the blog okayy. XD but i think its funny!

my eyes were closed. ohya ohya! we got scolded for taking a picture here. LOL

we were eating. i was supposed to feel sleepy then, how come i was laughing??

candid shot huh? :P the buildings there are all so delicately crafted and built larrr! i also want. xD
the traffic light there XD but look at the sky! so nice, so many clouds unlike Singapore's sky.

another good picture to show the contrast of the volume of clouds between Singapore and Russia. I am so so so envious of the Russians la! it was summer when we went there and the weather there was like omwthgosh super duper bila bala cold already, i cant imagine their cruel winter xD

Yvette, LiYu and Me! XD the palace was a great place to camwhore. =P

our last night together. it was already 9 plus and the sky was still so bright la!! XD LOL yvette and liyu said our rooms looked like the bedrooms in Changi General Hospital -.-

TKCHOIR upon reaching Singapore Changi Airport holding our banners and trophy proudly :)

wheeeeee~

cool experiment set up right! :D

XinYi and me!

haha went to xinyi's house again to more or less complete our chemistry project :)
head or tails? 0.o
she's a gooooooood listener, hehehe!

hello

hello! :)

many things have passed.

forgot wad the date was, but it was somewhere last week :)
SS project at Daniel's house

LiYu & Me!

the not-so-cool-anymore but kind ZeeJay!

Me & MrAhChuan!

Daniel the host of the day! nice house (:

the cool blue chicken on the comfy domfy bed!

06/06 Wednesday.

had tuition in the morning and took a random shot xD

that's BryanHalim, KennyAng and MarkChan/SophieChan. hahaha they acting camera-shy! then went for choir in slippers cuz eileen overslept =.= hahaha. anyways, i went for class BBQ after choir which ended like 5.30pm.

the view from the BBQ pit. her house is like right beside parkway! so gooooood~

the kind souls trying to set up the fire

the melted marshmallow. i wonder how did the charcoal turn purple in this picture? 0.o
hahaha cool man! ;D

08/06 Sunday "class outing" Kungfu Panda was sooooo cute!
i forgot who were present there.

09/06 Monday.

i went with a fren at night after choir to redeem my movie treat. & the movie "Accuracy of Death" = a total waste of money, unless u are someone who can survive looking at a handsome guy for long hours even when he is/was boring the whole atmosphere =.=

11/06 Wednesday.
i've got nothing to say (:

12/06 Thursday.
left house in a rush and had to resort to taking a taxi to reach SiglapSouthCommunityCentre on time. but i didn't reach on time, because of the lousy taxi driver who drove me to the wrong place and then say he didnt know where the place is. wthhh, im so angry! hmpftt.

anyway, MrKwei our cute conductor says we've got enough potential to attain a 100/100 for the upcoming St. Petersburg competition! woooooooots~

then i left and took bus14 to XinYi's house to do project(s).


our project is on "Rusty Apples" so we did Apple Browning. :) cool yea? :D

bye-bye~